Office Greeter

"Oh my god. Oh MY god. Oh my GOD!
I'm so HAPPY to see YOU,
(whoever you are)!"


All heart and unbridled enthusiasm, Maisey is the office greeter and occasional security. Sometimes her puppy brain gets the best of her and she leaps with enthusiasm to greet new entrants. Part cow and part dog, she has been known to occasionally succomb to the dog days of summer and require a nap or two.

“Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. It’s just, I have to say hello. Hi. Hello. Really, HELLO. Thanks for reading this. I don’t know you, but I am just so HAPPY you stopped by. Really, really…whoever you are.”


This Giants fan sports the appropriate gear on game days and takes sports debates very seriously.